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1.A: At least he(Dyrus) is first in something

B: Well, he's usually first blood.

A: 吃货至少总是标新立异成为先驱者(选择塞恩上单)

B: 对，他总是被拿一血

2.its pathetic,

dyrus as 3 choices

1, leave lane and fall behind and become useless

2, stay under tower and farm and get dived 24/7

3, push up(get ganked, regardless of wards) to get farm or stay farmless and become useless.
what do you want him to do?

太悲剧了 吃货只有三种选择：

1. 不在线上发育然后落后然后变成废物

2. 塔下猥琐发育然后分分钟被越塔

3. 推线发育(尽管有眼仍被gank)或者不发育然后分分钟被爆。

选择困难症啊QAQ

3.Team Santorin Missing

寻人启事：我们队的打野Santorin今日于召唤师峡谷走失

4.Fool me once shame on you

Fool me twice shame on me....

Fool me five times, I'm TSM

被耍一次你妹哟，被耍两次是我智商捉急……被耍五次，大家好我是TSM

5."What's Kalista's favorite restaurant? IHOP." - DoA

DoA: 滑板鞋最喜欢的餐厅是？IHOP(美国连锁餐厅)

[解释：hop的意思是跳来跳去，形容滑板鞋跳来跳去的属性；IHOP是美国一连锁餐厅。双关的文字游戏]

6.A: I feel like there was a little difference between Clearlove and Santorin.

B: Just a little bit

C: SANTORIN BEST JUNGLER

A: 我觉得吧，厂长和Santorin之间就一点点差距

B: 就一点点哟

C: 谁说的 Santorin明明宇宙第一打野(此处应该有Doge脸)

7.Talk all you guys want about Bjerg vs Faker, but Pawn just destroyed Bjerg.

说到底你们这些死基佬还是想看比尔森大战蜗壳，但是小胖已经把比尔森搞死了23333

8.Dyrus going back to prison after this tournament. There's so much shit a guy can take.

吃货这次季中赛结束后应该滚回监狱里面去自我反省，这次他得背多少锅啊

9."Ganks? What are ganks? lol." - Santorin 2015

Santorin: Gank?请告诉我什么叫gank啊谢谢！

"Santorin still AFK from yesterday?”

诶？Santorin从昨天就开始挂机了吗？

Most picked champ in TSM: Evelyn

TSM选择最多的英雄：寡妇

10.A: These DC issues are getting out of control oh wait

B: REMAKE?

C: CAN WE REMAKE THIS WHOLE TOURNAMENT ? SANTORIN COULD NOT CONNECT AT ALL FOR TWO DAYS

A: 这游戏真是太难了

B: 那重赛？

C: 这次季中赛我们能不能重赛呀？Santorin已经掉线两天了QAQ

11.Honestly, you can blame Santorin for some games, you can blame Dyrus for others, but the one who needs to step up and take responsibility for this tournament is Loco-doco.

说实话，Santorin一些比赛要背锅，剩下的比赛由Dyrus来背锅，不过这次季中赛由Locodoco来背锅

12."Maybe we shouldn't have talked so much shit before MSI.”

Loco&猩队：比赛前我们也许不应该那么瞎BB的。。。

13.Funny fact is that TSM performed the best the time they talked the least shit. Back to good old trash-talk, back to good old TSM.

TSM每次Trash Talk都是做得最好的。重温trash talk,重温儿时的TSM

14.The worst NA performance I have ever seen in any tournament.

啥也别说了这真是我在所有联赛里面看到的北美队伍表现最差的一次

15.TSM true meanings

When Winning - Team Sacrifice Marcus

When Losing - Team Screw Marcus

TSM输赢葵花宝典：

我们赢了-Dyrus英勇就义

我们输了-都是Dyrus的锅！

16.TSM making sure Dyrus has a nice retirement plan in Florida

TSM确保了吃货能在佛罗里达计划完美退役

17.This wasn't ClearLove, this was ClearRape.

Clearlove明明不是厂长，是厂艹 [敞开来艹]

18.Meiko had more gold than every member of TSM bar WT.

TSM: 对面的辅助都比我们任何一个人要有钱T_T

19.Dyrus should change back his name to "SirDiesALot”.

Dyrus应该把他的ID改成：“我死了最多次”

SirDiesAShitTon

不，应该是“我那成吨的尸体”

20.Santorin has been nothing but a walking ward in whole tournament so far.

Santorin这次比赛唯一的作用就是一个会移动的眼

21.Want to hear a joke? TSM - Best western team.

喂听说过一个笑话嘛？TSM-欧美最强队

22."China is just a region with poor rotations, poor teamflights, mindless aggression, we are not afraid of them" -----locododo 2014.

Locodoco: 中国赛区 赛制坑爹 节奏太乱 打团垃圾 智商捉急 我们并不怕他们

23.man deft outclassed turtle so hard

我的天呐deft要把龟哥打哭了

24.At least NA is better than Turkey.

至少北美要比外卡队强。。。

25.Swim back to america TSM... :)

TSM游回家吧

[解释：今年IEM GET输给WE之后韩国广大Inven网友吐槽说让GET游回韩国。。。够狠的]

26.I feel like a CLG fan right now.

我觉得我现在是CLG的饭了。。。

我现在能深深地感受到当年CLG粉丝内心的翻腾

27.TSM = Top shouldn't matter

TSM=我们不需要上单

28. TSM's newest strat: Role over and die every game.

TSM最新战术：每场比赛使劲演使劲送人头

29. A: at one point, it was painful. Clear love just come and kill dyrus as he was just a jungle camp

B: Dyrus respawns faster than the current jungle camps.

A: 太悲剧了厂长完全把Dyrus当成野怪刷了。。。

B: Dyrus刷新得比野怪还要快。。。